107 followers and none of you want to date me. Wow.
"This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."
iM SO DONE RIGHT NOW
are you a real human being?
So i had a can that i thought was air freshener and i sprayed it but SURPRISE IT WAS SHAVING CREAM AND THERE’S SHAVING CREAM ALL OVER OH GOD
fucking went into the bathroom again and was all “what the fuck is on the floor” surprise again Emily it’s your PAST MISTAKES
me cause football right around the corner
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
we takin’ over
*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there